PIG: You know why I pulled you over?
ME: I’m not sure, was it because I shot you a bird as I zoomed past?
PIG: No, you were doing 35mph in a 25mph zone. (40.236km/h and 56.32704km/h)
ME: No fucking way, you are a lying son of a bitch.. ‘I call liar liar pants on fire’..
PIG: ((whoomph!!)) AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ME: Ah yes, I love the smell of frying bacon.
Well, I laughed..