(via amjke)
PIG: You know why I pulled you over?
ME: I’m not sure, was it because I shot you a bird as I zoomed past?
PIG: No, you were doing 35mph in a 25mph zone. (40.236km/h and 56.32704km/h)
ME: No fucking way, you are a lying son of a bitch.. ‘I call liar liar pants on fire’..
PIG: ((whoomph!!)) AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ME: Ah yes, I love the smell of frying bacon.
Well, I laughed..
Enjoy Life!
-spaz
(via larger-than-life76)
On his first tour of duty in Afghanistan, Sam Brown was set on fire by an improvised explosive device. He survived, only to find himself, like thousands of other vets, doomed to a post-traumatic life of unbearable pain. Even hallucinogen-grade drugs offered little relief, and little hope.
Then his doctors told him about an experimental treatment, a painkilling video game supposedly more effective than morphine. If successful, it would deliver Brown from his living hell into a strange new world—a digital winter wonderland..
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Not a happy story but hope for burn victims and chronic pain sufferers everywhere.
No matter what:
Enjoy Life!
-spaz



