SPAZTECH: Philosopher, Photogger & Poet of Filth

There are actual burned cats that I refuse to post.. this fits nicely though.

-spaz

If Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that people like to see cops on fire, weed and cats.

Those who came here because of the “nude teens” tag should be ashamed of yourselves..

-spaz

PIG: You know why I pulled you over?
ME: I’m not sure, was it because I shot you a bird as I zoomed past?
PIG: No, you were doing 35mph in a 25mph zone. (40.236km/h and 56.32704km/h)
ME: No fucking way, you are a lying son of a bitch.. ‘I call liar liar pants on fire’..
PIG: ((whoomph!!)) AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ME: Ah yes, I love the smell of frying bacon.

Well, I laughed..

Enjoy Life!

-spaz

(via larger-than-life76)

22

Contrary to what
we have been taught
through the likes
of Judeo-Christian texts
I KNOW, even the wise owl
wonders over
the mysteries of
his soul

Filled with emotions
while alive,
instinctively filled with fear
over death,
though a beast and inhuman,
he has a cons

cious of soul
belief in good and evil
and dreams of days of
never ending happiness

As he wonders, and ponders
why, he is filled with
strength and a feeling
of content when he finds
his partnership with
his sex mate,
from which procreating is barely
scratching the mysteries
of The Universe.

Until the time comes when
we all return to where we
began we will always be
misunderstood, man and woman alike,
Our love can know no bounds
It cannot be contained in words
or within a ring of gold
or through binding of hands.

The Owl asks for all eternity,
‘Who? Who?’
Who can know the answer to love,
life,
death,
The Universe,
sex and it’s ability to forever
bind us to those we share it with?

When The Dark One
takes us in his wings
and whispers,
‘It is time’,
only then will The Universe
reveals itself and it’s
mysteries, only then will
The Owl sleep, it’s question answered.

-Lewis Applequist April 2011