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-spaz
bacon and unicorns
unicorns and bacon
something is seriously wrong
with a generation who
(while making bacon flavored EVERYTHING)
promote good health
and worship unicorns and
rainbows
i get the humor
i really do
but the sad part is
I don’t think they do
while boys look like
girls
and girls act like
boys
(which btw, the 70s already did, think ABBA)
it seems that we are losing
our fucking minds
talking lizards fight
deep voiced
white friendly
African Americans
to sell us
car insurance
while Lady GaGa
humps dead unicorns
on stage
covered in Jew blood
singing about who knows what
should the 2012 apocalypse
save us from ourselves
what will be our legacy?
plastic water bottles
violence
and cartoon sex on TV?
the Mayans knew something
and you can bet your
sugartits
that it had nothing to do
with unicorns
and
bacon
bring on the sacrifices
let’s start with the
crooked CFOs running
our economy to shit
while posting record
profits on the backs
of the working class
then we will move on to
the religious fanatics
who bring NOTHING to the
table but more misery
and despair, FUCK YOU,
then we will move on to
HollyYork and all the
crap films they crank out
with their subliminal
messages that we’re not
good enough, strong enough,
rich enough or beautiful,
FUCK YOU,
last but not least come
the cowards who sit back
and allow this to happen,
people like YOU, and ME,
we deserve dull blades
across our throats while
watching it streamed live
via THE INTERWEBz, in 3D,
right in front of our faces.
it’s not too late,
we can defeat,
BACON and UNICORNs,
but we have to start
working on it sometime,
when we get a moment..
send me a txt and I’ll
check my calendar,
maybe we can fit it into
next weeks schedule or maybe
next month.. yeah, that
works better for me.
Oh, don’t think for one second
I forgot:
PIGS WILL BE HURT IN THE MAKING
OF THIS REVOLUTION!
-Lewis Applequist May 13th, 2011
— http://applequist.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/bacon-unicorns/What Am I [almost] Reading: The Handbook of Creative Writing
Maybe I should preface this by saying I am about to start reading this book. When I flipped through it and came across..
Chapter 1: Theories of Creativity and Creative Writing Pedagogy
..well, I thought to myself, ‘maybe I shouldn’t read this?’.. understanding the basic structures of writing and the theory behind it may help some but for me it seems like so many words that will just clutter the creative process and cause my eyelids to grow weary and the book to fall from my hand.. although by ‘book’ I really mean ‘PDF’.. I also have the following:
- English for Writing Research Papers
- Grammar and Writing Handbook
- Great Writing 2 Great Paragraphs 3 edition
- How to Say It Choice Words, Phrases, Sentences, and Paragraphs for Every Situation
- Paragraphs and Essays with Integrated Readings, 11th Edition
- Secrets To Writing Great Papers
- Spelling Simplified, which I will never read.. (there, they’re, their, bare, bear, etc)
- Top 20 - Great Grammar for Great Writing
- Writing American Style, (a manner of erasing my presumptuous British accent
While I may pour over a few of these in an effort to stir my creativity it was really just a reason to write this post.. which is writing, albeit not very much writing, it is still writing.
With that, I bid thee all, goodnight.. time to go watch Zombies chase Georgians around Atlanta.
By the way, why is it so difficult to just allow a < center > tag to work in a custom Tumblr theme? I use so many ”   ;” that it is just plain silly.. just saying..
-spaz
How To Build A Computer Model Of God
Don’t let the title run you off, this is a well articulated article, with thoughts such as:
Like most people, questions about the existence of God and all things spiritual plague me frequently. I want to believe in such things, especially when it comes to continuity of my consciousness. I don’t like the idea of disappearing when I die. I suspect most other people don’t either, which is what makes belief in systems like Heaven, reincarnation, or even Hell an attractive prospect to our minds.
AND
“If something like a soul exists, and it affects our consciousness in any manner, then it must be detectable by some scientific device.”
Originally linked from: The Browser | Writing Worth Reading
Original article linked from: Bootstrapping Independence
-spaz
My Parents Were Home-Schooling Anarchists
Tired of the constraints of the 40-hour workweek, my father, in 1972, quit his job in publishing. My parents were in their early 30s, and they had four children under 7. “But we still wanted to explore the world,” my father recalled recently. They bought six one-way tickets to Europe, leaving only a laughable $3,000 to subsist on. Young and idealistic, they thought they could easily educate us along the way. “Life itself would become a portable classroom.”
Originally linked from: The Browser | Writing Worth Reading
Original article linked from: The New York Times
